Alexisms
"They say it's a free country...but it's really not."
"What do you mean Alex?"
"You tell me what to eat and when to go to bed."
We were talking before bed one night about singular and plural: 1 mouse 2 mice; 1 louse 2 lice. Brett asked what a louse was. I told him it was a parasite. "Oh, like a tick?" he asked. Alex answered immediately, his voice filled with exasperation: "A louse is an insect, Brett, not an arachnid!" (FYI, if you're not up on your arthropods, a tick is indeed part of the arachnid family.)
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